Who is behind Top Secret Dance Off?

I invented Top Secret Dance Off. Why? So we can dance together on the Internet. 

Also, so we can have real life adventures with a soundtrack. So we can throw our bodies around more. So we can make each other laugh. So we can convince each other to dance more than we thought possible. At home. In public. Wherever. 

Dance should be 100% ubiquitous fun. The more places we can dance, the better.

I'll be the first to admit. I'm not a fantastic dancer. I am, however, an enthusiastic dancer. When I'm not too embarrassed to dance, that is. 

So TSDO is unleashing the top secret awesome dancer in me. I hope it unleashes the top secret awesome dancer in others. And I hope it scoops up unsuspecting friends, family and neighbors into the fun. (And pets. And co-workers. And...???)

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Top Secret Dance Off has no commercial sponsors, funding sources, or institutional sponsors. I'm developing and moderating it in my spare time and paying for it out of own personal "You need to have more fun in 2009" budget. I've always wanted to make a dance game... so, here it is.

You can find out more about me on my website Avant Game.

HELP ME MAKE IT AWESOMER

If YOU would like to help TSDO in your spare time by becoming a TSDO community moderator, TSDO graphic artist,  or TSDO volunteer developer, please let me know!

If you would like to donate Quest Loot, let me know!

Also, if you would like to host a TSDO party where we can do quests and challenges together in person, I would be thrilled to conspire with you.

IGNORE WHAT YOU JUST READ

I did not invent Top Secret Dance Off.

Like all of you, I am merely one dance-offer.

The keepers of the dance secret invented Top Secret Dance Off.

They, and only they, know how to activate the dance secret. We have no choice but to undertake their dance quests and dance-off challenges, so that we might one day activate the secret in our own brains.