Top Secret Dance Off

The dance secret is hard-wired in your brain and waiting for you to activate it.

Welcome to the underground world of dance quests and dance-offs. Discover new dance battlegrounds and develop your top secret Choreopowers!

New around here?

TOP SECRET DANCE OFF IS IN DARK MODE In 2012, a new adventure will begin. In the meantime, members who survived the 2009 adventure can hang out, keep dancing, and get increasing those choreopowers...

Find out how to get started with your first dance quests and dance-offs!

And watch the TSDO trailer!
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Who's awesome?

View the current quest board or check out the reputation hall of fame.

NEW CHALLENGE: Activate yourself! Secrets revealed here.

115 members have scored on the Quest Board. To get on the board, JOIN YOUR ALLIANCE'S SECRET GROUP PAGE.

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Want quest loot?

You better ask for it.

How should I pick my alliance?

Find out their reputations now.



For the record

Started by Sound it Out Mar 4, 2012.

Well...? 9 Replies

Started by Sound it Out. Last reply by Sound it Out Jun 14, 2010.

Dancey dancey discussion 6 Replies

Started by Like a Starflower. Last reply by Like a Starflower Mar 29, 2010.


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How close are you to activating the dance secret?

Your activation level is determined by the total of your Dance Quest Points and Dance-Off Points.

Level 1 – 2 points
Level 2 – 4 points
Level 3 – 10 points
Level 4 – 18 points
Level 5 – 30 points
Level 6 – 50 points
Level 7 – 85 points
Level 8 – 110 points
Level 9 – 150 Points
Level 10 – 200 Points

Full activation of the dance secret occurs at level 100...




There are no birthdays today



Adventurers wanted. No dancing talent required.

Welcome to The Top Secret Dance Off, an underground network of otherwise ordinary people seeking to activate the dance secret -- an elusive power said to be hard-wired into our brains, and requiring highly unusual dance experiences to unlock it.

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As part of an alliance, you'll complete dance quests and win dance-offs to develop Choreopowers and to unlock new dance battlegrounds to explore. Your progress toward activation will be tracked on the super-secret Quest Board.

Your first mission is to complete Dance Quest #1: Disguise Yourself. New dance quests and dance-off battlegrounds will be revealed every few weeks throughout 2009. But you don't have to complete every quest or battle in every dance-off. Just pick your favorites, and dance at your own pace -- whatever gets you closer to the secret.

And remember: You can start your dance-off adventure any time. The quests never expire, so you can't fall behind in TSDO. Dance at your own pace! If you miss one dance-off, there's always another one coming...

About the adventure

Top Secret Dance Off is an adventure you can undertake anywhere in the world. No dance skills or talent is required. In fact, you may find yourself rewarded more for awkward dancing than for a virtuoso performance. Activating the dance secret isn't about being a good dancer. It's about being a clever dancer, a brave dancer, and occasionally a stealthy dancer.

You will need 1) music and 2) a way to capture digital video in order to participate in everything. Some quests will work better with Mp3 players, but they're not strictly necessary. If you don't like the music you have, use our common soundtrack found in the left sidebar of this page. And if you are missing video gear, you can join us as a super-secret or shadow member.

Adventures will involve undertaking a variety of challenging, top secret dance missions on video, sometimes in the privacy of your home, and sometimes in the most unlikely environments. You may play alone, or with up to four friends. Mask-wearing or other disguises is required.


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The Secret Dance Keepers

Who is behind TSDO, and why?

Donate $5.00 and request a "custom dance" from your favorite TSDO member -- and help support the project.


Just in time for the weekend...
DQ6: Tree Dance
DQ7: The Sorting Dance
DQ8: Stair Dance
DO5: Battle Harder

The next quests and dance-offs unlock February 24, 2009.

Latest Activity

mrjudkins commented on Josh Shabtai's video

DO5: Clomp Crawls Back

"So great to see Clomp is back and getting down once again! +1 Style for the super-low moves... :D"
Feb 3, 2009
mrjudkins commented on Careless Orc's video

DQ1 - Careless Orc - Torn

"Add one more to the humour points - this is great fun! Oh, and I must say Careless is the first Orc I've seen wearing glasses... =)"
Feb 3, 2009
Punky McMonsef left a comment for Heide Solbrig
"Welcome to the top secret party Heide. ^_^ good luck with your DQ1, can't wait to see your disguise...."
Feb 3, 2009
Punky McMonsef left a comment for 138
"welcome to the party ^_^ good luck with your dq1 dance!!"
Feb 3, 2009
mrjudkins left a comment for 138
"Welcome to Top Secret Dance Off and "I'll Be Waiting", 138. =) I'm looking forward to seeing your DQ1!"
Feb 3, 2009
Like a Starflower commented on Josh Shabtai's video

DO5: Clomp Crawls Back

"From the very beginning I've been thinking a Menace or Intimidation Choreopower would be very useful, but never more than now! +1 unreal. I hope I'm not getting nightmares."
Feb 3, 2009
Profile IconHeide Solbrig and 138 joined Top Secret Dance Off
Feb 3, 2009
Star Rukh Cowgirl and 138 are now friends
Feb 3, 2009
Like a Starflower commented on Punky McMonsef's group I'll Be Waiting
"The Keepers decision on the Sorting Dance was that I do indeed belong in I'll Be Waiting. That means that I've cooked up a special IBW quest, just for you all. Glad to stay in this…"
Feb 3, 2009
Like a Starflower and Sound it Out are now friends
Feb 3, 2009
Like a Starflower commented on Richard L's video


"I disagree! The dance-cyborg doesn't need holes in his head! I bet he has a superior 360º vision, and also perceives a wide spectrum of radiation besides visible light."
Feb 3, 2009
Like a Starflower commented on gogogadget's blog post About me...
"I heartily recommend the Stupendous Anti-gravity Mints, I do!"
Feb 3, 2009

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